標題: 環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題 [打印本頁] 作者: hkhung 時間: 2010-9-4 17:35 標題: 環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......
(Applause!Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？ Ms Spain: Because it charges
every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
(Applause! Applause !) (鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors. 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
問： 伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
Questio! N: How ca! N you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
< FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman"> Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大 笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問： 印度小姐，形容貴國男性的性器官。 !
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為日夜勞 "做" 。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車( 馬來西 亞國產車 )。
Ques! tion: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐：看起來硬 (造型類似HONDA) 其實很軟(一撞就變形) 。
(Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before
the show is over.
新加! 坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問：中 國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu
Ping.
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平
Question: How can you say so? 問：為什麼呢？
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )
Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your island?
问：台湾小姐，請形容貴島男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organ in Taiwan is like Chen
Shui-bian.
台灣小姐：台灣男性的器官像「陳水扁」。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Miss Taiwan: Aware of it's incapability, it is still tenacious and
shameless, flaunting its superiority.
台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗?
